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Siamese Writings

Poems and Things

Sleek, silky, sinuous, Siamese.
Inquisitive, inquiring, interested.
Always adorable, always delightful.
Most of the time they
Explores places cats should not be.
Slick, smooth, silken sealpoint siamese.
Excellently expresses the essence of cat.

No more Meezer headbutts,
impatient for affection.
No more Meezer under foot,
no matter what direction.
No more dainty Meezer paws crossed in elegant repose.
No more Meezer kisses
tickling my nose.
Now all that remains are precious memories
of just what my little Meezer
truly meant to me.
-Dedicated to an 'old' friend

Cat Haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?


You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?

Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close to you.
Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Oh no!
Big One has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Ping Pong Soccer"

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you

I AM SIAM

I am the Thai outstanding
with eyes of pure azure.
Guardian of temples past,
My legend shall endure.

I am a thing to be cherished
Just as I cherish and yet...
No human is my master,
A human is merely a pet.

I am Man's (True) best friend
and this I can tell you now,
A dog but a half-wit
born to serve and bow. (Wow)

I am not your Disney villain,
There's no need to be frightened.
No negative hype/stereotype...
It's time you were enlightened!

I am Asian-Purrsuasion,
The proof I offer is this...
They that know me, love me
and dwell in Meezer-bliss.

I am Siam manifested,
in all its sacred glory,
I am the feline fantastic
A whole new CATegory!