Sleek, silky, sinuous, Siamese. Inquisitive,
inquiring, interested. Always adorable, always delightful. Most
of the time they
Explores places cats should not be. Slick,
smooth, silken sealpoint siamese. Excellently expresses the essence of cat.
No more Meezer headbutts, impatient for affection. No more Meezer under foot, no
matter what direction. No more dainty Meezer paws crossed in elegant repose. No more Meezer kisses tickling my nose. Now
all that remains are precious memories of just what my little Meezer truly meant to me.
-Dedicated to an 'old' friend
Cat Haiku
You never feed me. Perhaps
I'll sleep on your face. That will sure show you.
The rule for today Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New
rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere will find in morning.
Grace personified. I
leap into the window. I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then -- silence, me, a paper bag. What is so funny?
You're
always typing. Well, let's see you ignore my sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box. You cannot see
me if I can just hide my head.
Terrible battle. I fought for hours. Come and see! What's a 'term paper'?
Kitty
likes plastic Confuses for litter box Don't leave tarp around
Small brave carnivores Kill pine cones and mosquitoes Fear
vacuum cleaner
I want to be close to you. Can I fit my head inside your armpit?
Oh no! Big One has
been trapped by newspaper! Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed, then screams My
claws are not that sharp.
Cats meow out of angst "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much!"
The
Big Ones snore now Every room is dark and cold Time for "Ping Pong Soccer"
We're almost equals I purr to show
I love you
I AM SIAM
I am the Thai outstanding with eyes of pure azure. Guardian
of temples past, My legend shall endure.
I am a thing to be cherished Just as I cherish and yet... No human
is my master, A human is merely a pet.
I am Man's (True) best friend and this I can tell you now, A dog but
a half-wit born to serve and bow. (Wow)
I am not your Disney villain, There's no need to be frightened. No
negative hype/stereotype... It's time you were enlightened!
I am Asian-Purrsuasion, The proof I offer is this... They
that know me, love me and dwell in Meezer-bliss.
I am Siam manifested, in all its sacred glory, I am the feline
fantastic A whole new CATegory!
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